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Edward Monkton Biscuit Tin of Life


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Edward Monkton Biscuit Tin of Life

The BISCUIT TIN of LIFE

Just as the RICH TEA BISCUIT lives in HARMONY with the LUXURY CHOCOLATE FINGER so should we all live in HARMONY together in the great Assorted Biscuit Tin that we call LIFE

A biscuit tin with a subtle difference. Fill it full of some simple pleasures like rich tea biscuits and totally irresistible luxury chocolate fingers - You know - the ones you can't stop eating! - send it to a friend or better still, keep it and eat the yummy biscuits whilst comtemplating the meaning of life.

Biscuits not included !
Robust tin construction: Measures H= 7 W=14 L=17 cm

Why not take advantage of our free gift-wrap and card service and send this as a gift to a friend


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Edward Monkton Penguin of Death Bed Warmer


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Edward Monkton Penguin of Death Bed Warmer

A strange, cuddly and warm bed fellow indeed!
However, do not be fooled, there are things you need to know :-

1. He is strangely attractive because of his
    enigmatic smile

2. He can kill you in any 1 of 412 different ways.

This interesting chap comes complete with a microwavable wheat sachet that you can stuff in his back through a velcro strip. Simply put his bag into the microwave for typically 75 seconds and he's ready to go (detailed instructions on bag).

The Penguin of Death Bed Warmer is not small. He stands a full 22 cms (9") high and is made of soft velour




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Edward Monkton Luggage Tag


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Edward Monkton Luggage TagNew

WHERE are we GOING?

"Where are we going?"
"I don't know. I thought you knew."
"No, I don't know. Maybe he knows."
"No. He definitely doesn't know."
PAUSE
"Maybe no-one knows."
PAUSE
"Oh well. I hope it's nice when we get there."


The friends luggage tag, magnetic closing luggage tag, inside enter you name, address, contact no and email address. With white stiching on a white leather like material. It has a strap to attach to your luggage. The dimensions are 6.8 x 11.0mm. 


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Edward Monkton Wallet


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Edward Monkton WalletNew

Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damnit how HAPPY we'll be !



White, soft plastic cover with zipped side for coins and buttoned main compartment for cards, notes etc.
110 x 80mm cm / 3.5 x 4.5" 


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Edward Monkton Deadly Donkey Purse


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Edward Monkton Deadly Donkey PurseNew

The Deadly Donkey.

Beware the Deadly Donkey
Falling slowly from the sky
You can CHOOSE the way you LIVE, my friend
But not the way you DIE



White, soft plastic cover with zipped main and side pockets and carabina clip attachment .
8.5 x 11.5 cm / 3.5 x 4.5" 


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Edward Monkton Key Purse


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Edward Monkton Key PurseNew

The little bag of magic
Says there is NOTHING
that it cannot do


White, soft plastic cover with zipped rear pocket and key ring attachment .
10.0 x 5.0cm / 4.0 x 1.5" 


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Edward Monkton Pencil Case


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Edward Monkton Pencil Case

The LAW of STRAIGHTNESS

EVERYTHING must be STRAIGHT
or else the World will EXPLODE*

*Those who do not believe in the
Law of straightness will not BE SAVED.


Zipped soft white plastic pencil case with three inner compartments
approx size 19cm x 8cm x 2.5cm 7.5" x 3.0 x1.25"


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Edward Monkton Hairbrush


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Edward Monkton Hairbrush

H A I R

I dont want to be a HAIR
I want to be a DRAGON !

SHUT UP !!!

ok I'll be a hair



Black rubber handle with Silver strip. The head of the brush is Silver, with a soft cushion feel brush, the reverse has the Hair ode as above. The bristles are Black with Silver bobbles on the end for extra softness. Comes complete with a presentation box. The dimensions are: 68 x 240 x 36 mm


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Edward Monkton The Cat of Glory Toy


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Edward Monkton The Cat of Glory Toy

The CAT of GLORY

And there shall come amongst them
a CAT of such GREAT GLORY
that all who see it will be SORE AMAZED
and MARVEL at its SPLENDOUR




soft cuddly toy complete with gift bag
15cm/6" high




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Edward Monkton A Lovely Love Story Toy


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Edward Monkton A Lovely Love Story Toy

A LOVELY LOVE STORY

The FIERCE DINOSAUR was TRAPPED inside the cage of ice until the LOVELY OTHER DINOSAUR came and melted it with KIND thoughts and LOVING words.

Now they STAND TOGETHER on the hill, telling each other stories and feeling the WARMTH of the sun on their backs.

THE END


Two soft cuddly toys complete with gift bag
15cm/6" high




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Edward Monkton Rock Pig Toy


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Edward Monkton Rock Pig Toy

ROCK PIG
Rock Pig don't like disco
Rock Pig don't like dance
Rock Pig don't like ambient
Rock Pig don't like trance

Rock Pig don't like R and B
Rock Pig don't like soul
Rock Pig just likes heavy duty
Bad-ass ROCK'N' ROLL


Soft cuddly toy complete with gift bag
15cm/6" high




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Edward Monkton Zen Dog Toy


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Zen Dog

He knows not where he is going
For the Ocean will decide -
It's not the DESTINATION...

...It's the glory of the RIDE



soft cuddly toy complete with gift bag
15cm/6" high 


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Edward Monkton Madness Hamster Toy


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Edward Monkton Madness Hamster Toy

BEWARE :

Every night they visit you
Every night they come
And bit by bit They steal your brain
And feed it to their MUM


Soft cuddly toy complete with gift bag
15cm/6" high




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The Penguin of Death Toy


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The Penguin of Death Toy

Do not be fooled :-

1. He is strangely attractive because of his
    enigmatic smile

2. He can kill you in any 1 of 412 different ways

However - he's very soft and furry!
Complete with gift bag.


5"/12.5cm



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